WELL MY WIFE IS MAKING ME PAY FOR SEX?

YES MY WIFE IS CHARGING ME 500 FOR A HALF AND HALF OR JUST 200 FOR A BJ, 300 FOR REGULAR SEX. IF I PAY IN ADVANCE I CAN BUY 3 FOR THE PRICE OF TWO. SORRY BOUT THE CAPS DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN THEM OFF ON A LAPTOP CAUSE I AM A MAC. ANEYWAYS I WAS HAVING TO SPEND ALMOST MY ENTIRE PAYCHECKS TO HER TO MAKE HER WANT ME, AND I AM PRETTY SURE SHE STILL LOVES ME BUT THIS IS A PROBLEM BECAUSE THE BANK IS TAKIN OUR HOUSE AND WE REALLY NEED TO MAKE HOUSE PAYMENTS, AND SHE IS USING THE MONEY TO BUY A PICTURE OF A LION PAINTED IN KETCHUP AND ALL THAT MODERN ART BULL. IS THIS NORMAL AND HOW CAN I MAKE HER LOVE ME AGAIN AND I CANT AFFORD THIS ANYMORE GOT FIRED FROM TORGOT FOR SHOOTING SOME DOO DOO MACARONI SALAD DOWN MY SHORTS AND GETTIN THE KOOLAID DRIPS ALL DOWN MY LEGS AND STUCK IN MY LEG HAIR AND I DONT MEAN THE KOOLAID YOU DRINK I MEAN THE PEANUT BUTTER AND GREEN EGGS MILKSHAIK THAT COMES OUTTA YOUR BLT SANDWICH ROLL BURRITO REFRIED BEANS